He’s a boogie down, trip hop, disco fiend with a techno acid rock vibe. He walks proud in KISS boots and a Thriller jacket. Sporting a mock turtleneck and Elton John glasses, he glitzes and shines.

He has trained his heart to kick breakbeats and he hums baselines in exhalation.

His eyes blink “Rocktastic” in morse code and his stride is a reversed moonwalk.

You are jealous.