All last week and even a bit this week, I've been tired. I think it has to do with stress, though work stress isn't so bad right now.

Perhaps, I'm being slowly poisoned by Bryan. He would totally roofie me to have his foul way. Before I sucumb to his lust-driven roofie plot, I should booby trap my anus with dirty bamboo shards like a Vietnamese tiger trap. That'll teach him!

As a side note, I'd like to thank the Internet for existing—without which, I would have no place to post my theories about Bryan's lustful depravities and my dirty bamboo shard retaliation.