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Spitting Coffee and the Art of Staying Awesome

So, Matt comes by my office this morning while I'm drinking my coffee.  He tells a joke and out spits the coffee every which a way.  I haven't done that in a while.  I mean, it spewed all over me and my desk.  Solid, Matt.  Asshole!  :)

How do I recover grace and dignity?  Starbucks!  Yes I am drinking my nonfat Mocha as I type this.

That's how you take a day that starts off less awesome and rediscovered its awesomeness.  Sometimes, it just takes such a small thing to make a person smile.  Today, that small thing is Starbucks Mocha.  For some non-discriminating women, that small thing may be Matt's penis.

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Food now

I'm bored.  Wife's out of town.  Wanna go out to eat for dinner tonight.  It's lame that everyone I know is either busy, too far away, or working and can't eat out tonight!  I guess I'll just sit here and sulk.  Or maybe brood.  Not sure which yet.  I have time to decide, I think.

Diet

Well, it's official. I talked with Denise and I'm going on the meds soon. It kinda sucks, but I started this in my mid-to-late 20s and now I'm in my early-to-mid 30s. I think I've managed to stay off them long enough. I tried a few diet corrections recently which did not agree with me and I know what to change to keep going on the diet, but I'm just tired of it. I think I've done enough.