Spitting Coffee and the Art of Staying Awesome
So, Matt comes by my office this morning while I'm drinking my coffee. He tells a joke and out spits the coffee every which a way. I haven't done that in a while. I mean, it spewed all over me and my desk. Solid, Matt. Asshole! :)
How do I recover grace and dignity? Starbucks! Yes I am drinking my nonfat Mocha as I type this.
That's how you take a day that starts off less awesome and rediscovered its awesomeness. Sometimes, it just takes such a small thing to make a person smile. Today, that small thing is Starbucks Mocha. For some non-discriminating women, that small thing may be Matt's penis.




