Matt sporting his new hat from the 1930s
Matt bought himself a spiffy new hat that looks so gay or, as they would call it in the 1930s when he bought the hat, "light in the loafers" or "as a confirmed bachelor".
What? You expected something better? Taste my mediocrity, world!
Matt bought himself a spiffy new hat that looks so gay or, as they would call it in the 1930s when he bought the hat, "light in the loafers" or "as a confirmed bachelor".