D&D Essentials (or How Tom Lost an Easy Battle to the Fatsquach)
Ugh.
Fucking Bryan. The Fetid Yeti has gotten me. Apparently, he pre-ordered the Essentials books from Tower of Games and they arrived yesterday. They aren’t for public sale till the 21st. I’m gonna try to buy a copy today at lunch, but they probably won’t have any that aren’t assigned to a pre-order, and if they do, they probably won’t sell to me until the official start date.
Bryan’s gloating has begun. My jealousy is palpable and tastes viciously bad. This sucks.
Bryan, you asshole!